Sometimes a cucumber really is just a vegetable
Where are all those innocents decrying the nakedness of emperors?
Telegraph
Al’Qa’eda in Iraq alienated by cucumber laws and brutality: Religious extremism is losing followers in Iraq, and the extremes are notable, from murdering children of families who don’t pledge allegiance, to forbidding women from buying phallic vegetables.
Bloomberg
Barclays Withdraws From Lehman Talks Over Credit Guarantees: If taxpayers won’t cover the risk, Barclays will take their marbles and go home.
Beat the Press
USA Today: Companies Lobby For Larger Profits: Do we really expect MSM reporters to call greed a greed?
TechCrunch
Spore And The Great DRM Backlash: Will DRM doom Spore, the most-anticipated video game in years? They may not be buying it, but players are definitely playing it . . . .